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My mother spent all of five minutes deciding my Christian names, whilst drinking copious amounts of milk stout on one of her legendary benders; these being Alfred and Wilfred. With my surname being Hart, it comes as no great surprise, that when the names are linked together and shortened somewhat-Alf Hart said quickly in a Yorkshire accent, comes across as "I'll fart," and better still, when both Alfred and Wilfred are shortened, comes over as "Alf will fart." I cam... More >>
Unlucky Alf
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